I get first dibs cause I am 12 hours ahead, ergo cooler by default.
The Aaron Rivel
You are how you bleed,
And look at all the beautiful red spots,
How it pulsates tenously, unpalpably so,
Independent from that lovely head.
And who can know what runs through it,
Who can catch you, when you move too fast.
Oh how I laughed when you said you broke it,
And I wonder, how many more you will rent.
It's tough to love you when you leave them sore,
You rive as well as Brutus,
But he wasn't as gorgeous as you are.
*P.S. I know it's pathetic (lol) but I just wanted to say I hope your birthday will turn out better than how you hoped it would.